Whatsapp group Atrocities
A few years back, Life was more peaceful and private. There was nobody to notice when you woke up/slept.For sending SMS and one has to wait for the reply.Sending pictures costs you more.There was Value for time and relationships.
But now everything has changed to Delivered,read,typing.....
These thoughts have been running in mind for past few years. Categorized few of the atrocities many of us are facing in WhatsApp
Type 1: Mr. Sweet face
They have this uncontrollable quest for pleasing everyone. They use almost all the smileys ,try replying them without a smiley they think you are angry at them. You don't have to reply all messages. It is not a crime to ignore a few forward messages.
Type 2: I don't give a damn!
Speaking of ignoring there are some super brilliant people who chose not to reply any message in the group. These are my favorite ones.They are like an audience for a talk show.
Type 3: In group bias
Oh yeah.. the worst ones ! They do dirty politics in WhatsApp. It is because of them WhatsApp is no longer fun these days
Person1: "Homemade thayirsadam" <pic attached>
Person2:.WOW.. nice.
Person3:Hey guys we delivered a baby today"
.
.
5 minutes later....
Person1: படித்ததில் பிடித்தது
"நான் நல்லவன் என்பதற்கு சாட்சி, நான் செய்த எந்தத் தவறுக்கும் சாட்சி இல்லை என்பதே"
->->->->->->->->->->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
கழன்று விழும் வரை சிலரது முகமூடிகளை முகம் என்றே நம்பித் தொலைக்கிறோம்
->->->->->->->->->->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
To Person 1 --> Do you see the irony in your message here?
Type 4: Impromptu messages
Forgetting how to communicate properly.
HBD
Tq
Wc
If you're so busy you can't put all the letters in a word probably you shouldn't be sending a text in the first place, and if you're throwing out 'c u l8r', the chances are you won't. The same goes for bad grammar or typos.
Type 5: The Messenger
Way too big forwards in group/too many forwards at once
It always starts with "Don't Ignore" I am not, even if I wanted to :(.
Nobody asks you to send a book to WhatsApp man.
Type 6. The Transient
------person1 left the group------
------admin added person1-------
a few days later......
------person1 left the group-------
Do you think we really wanted to be in your
"Jealous Families",
"Annoying Neighbours",
"Not so Joyful cousins " groups?
Nooo,even we want to exit you idiot!! but we didn't
You know why that is why moral and etiquette classes are for!.
*** Disclaimer for all admins**
All opinions expressed are 99.44% true- but some wrongs are still available.All the stupid has been said, there is nothing I can add .This blog is intended not to hurt anybody's feeling if so ,I claim no responsibility for the above disclaimer
I am a huge fan of WhatsApp groups and I enjoy reading all your messages!!!
But now everything has changed to Delivered,read,typing.....
These thoughts have been running in mind for past few years. Categorized few of the atrocities many of us are facing in WhatsApp
Type 1: Mr. Sweet face
They have this uncontrollable quest for pleasing everyone. They use almost all the smileys ,try replying them without a smiley they think you are angry at them. You don't have to reply all messages. It is not a crime to ignore a few forward messages.
Type 2: I don't give a damn!
Speaking of ignoring there are some super brilliant people who chose not to reply any message in the group. These are my favorite ones.They are like an audience for a talk show.
Type 3: In group bias
Oh yeah.. the worst ones ! They do dirty politics in WhatsApp. It is because of them WhatsApp is no longer fun these days
Person1: "Homemade thayirsadam" <pic attached>
Person2:.WOW.. nice.
Person3:Hey guys we delivered a baby today"
.
.
5 minutes later....
Person1: படித்ததில் பிடித்தது
"நான் நல்லவன் என்பதற்கு சாட்சி, நான் செய்த எந்தத் தவறுக்கும் சாட்சி இல்லை என்பதே"
->->->->->->->->->->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
கழன்று விழும் வரை சிலரது முகமூடிகளை முகம் என்றே நம்பித் தொலைக்கிறோம்
->->->->->->->->->->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
To Person 1 --> Do you see the irony in your message here?
Type 4: Impromptu messages
Forgetting how to communicate properly.
HBD
Tq
Wc
If you're so busy you can't put all the letters in a word probably you shouldn't be sending a text in the first place, and if you're throwing out 'c u l8r', the chances are you won't. The same goes for bad grammar or typos.
Type 5: The Messenger
Way too big forwards in group/too many forwards at once
It always starts with "Don't Ignore" I am not, even if I wanted to :(.
Nobody asks you to send a book to WhatsApp man.
Type 6. The Transient
------person1 left the group------
------admin added person1-------
a few days later......
------person1 left the group-------
Do you think we really wanted to be in your
"Jealous Families",
"Annoying Neighbours",
"Not so Joyful cousins " groups?
Nooo,even we want to exit you idiot!! but we didn't
You know why that is why moral and etiquette classes are for!.
*** Disclaimer for all admins**
All opinions expressed are 99.44% true- but some wrongs are still available.All the stupid has been said, there is nothing I can add .This blog is intended not to hurt anybody's feeling if so ,I claim no responsibility for the above disclaimer
I am a huge fan of WhatsApp groups and I enjoy reading all your messages!!!
Hahhaha! Good one. Every category is 100% relatable. Esp the jealous family and not so joyful cousins. Good to read ur post after so long!
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ReplyDeleteIt's exactly wat i feel about wats app especially group chats
Good !
Orey, that "fuming" moment in whatsapp groups.. when people don't understand even 0.01% about our way of life (even after explaining our situation plenty of times!!) and keep on advising as per their life insurance polices.. :P :P For God's sake!! Now I'm no longer in whatsapp groups.. :P :P A must read blog!
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