Girlsssssss :)





Girls girls as every book and every movie depicts they are  Pretty, gifted ones sometimes Dumbo's
but whatever they are 
Angels in disguise

let me start with the most common type

Delicate darlings (buy one get one free )
i bet 75% of girls will fall in this category
these are the attention seekers
how to find them in a huge crowd

find some one who is constantly adjusting her dress
these girls will always roam with  less attractive girls..(they will pick friends accordingly
if they fail to get some they will be obviously go out with a gang of boys)
and they will be consious with their every move
dress ,make up ,hair style
needs to be constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes
their usual dialogs will be

do i look fat in this dress?

ohhh shittt

oooooooo there is a bug .. please help me please

does my lipstick is too much today?

ohhh look at that pink teddy bear so cuttttttttttteeeeeeeeeee


so for all guys these are like the easily accessible one
you jus have to buy a family size chocolate or something in pink


Secondly

The enchanting ones (sold out )
These are like hybrid breed
mostly a malayalee mixed or
anglo indian
or some normal ones too
this will be like only 5 % even in a all girls convent

it is very very difficult to impress them

even u say the funniest joke in the world they will deliver a 2cm smile

usually these girls will be smart

dont try your stupid pranks with them they will find anyways

and most importantly almost every single girl in this group will be commited before college end :)



Thirdly
The why the F**** i am living kind(20% are still extinct)

You can get litre oil from their head
I sometimes wonder have they taken bath today

these are like the second most common variety

they dont have to decorate themself  like christmas tree (which our delicate darlings will do by the way)

but atleast they should look into mirror before coming out of their home

around 10 % of this type will be mostly married

so never mind it is her husband who has to bother

and finally

The tomboys kinda girls

If u go to party with her she may not wear a pink mini shirt

she may choose a black shoe instead of a glittery pink shoe with butterflies on it

she is very much like you

speaks the all the kind of guy stuffs like you

she is not "Oh my nails broke " type

she will have more guy friends than you

interested in sports ,gadgets same like you

sometimes dominating

poor lovers

never know how to maintain a relationship

If you show respect and sensitivity towards them, they will surely reciprocate with the same intensity


There may be many other varieties but these are the common ones i have come across !!










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