The Most Annoying Things in Facebook

Profile of husband and wife/ lovers

Mr.X profile
Mr.X has updated a new photo
Mrs.X likes this
Mrs.X likes this
Mrs.X likes this
Oh my God!!!
Isn't it more obvious?
 that the whole world knows u both like each other
 then why to like all his updates in face book

The BFF (Best Friends Forever)

Whatever he updates  he(his Best friend) will like..
Whatever she updates she(her Best friend) will like..The most admirable thing about these friends is
sometimes they tend to start chatting  in the comment box.

The pretend to be lovers

Only God should save us from these people

Guy's profile
Girl-> Pick the phone
Arent u aware of the fact that he will get a notification even if u send this as a message?

PS: i am damn sure both r bad looking


The constant update-tors


Worst weekend ever:(:(
Best weekend ever:):)
Yippee  weekend !! 2days leave!!!
(Wow!!! what an discovery,nobody has calender in their home is it? and nobody knows there are 2 days off for weekend)

The Self-Complacent/ Self Liker

These are very positive peoples i have seen so far because they don't expect others to like their updates,
they  will like their updates them self :)
and sometimes if in case  somebody accidentally liked their updates
they will be very happy and immediately they will say Thank you individually for each like


  Sometimes I feel like hitting  rock bottom while seeing these things.
But to be frank sometimes it depends on whether u like that  person or not

Anyways it is social freedom and you guys please continue updating all these craps.

Who knows
Right now some one some where may get irritated by seeing my profile!!.

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